Archives for the month of: February, 2012

After a restless night in a bus from Toronto to New York City (12.5 hours), a subway trip to Brooklyn on a weekend (45 minutes), Richard III (3.5 hours), lunch, dinner, jazz, and more subway, I got to the now infamous McKittrick hotel in Chelsea (a maze of 3 linked and totally transformed 6-storey warehouses) at 11:15pm.

I entered the hotel with a bunch of hip young things in fur stoles and Buddy Holly glasses, after a short wait outside in a club-type line-up. (Note: this play is trendy. Proof: it was featured on Gossip Girl and one of the crime shows, and Emma Stone’s visit was chronicled in Vanity Fair.)

From the moment you hit the coat check, everything is dark and creepy and perfectly detailed.  I never questioned that I was in a 1940s hotel.  I checked in at the counter and made my way to the bar (where I resisted the temptation to drink ‘absinthe’ or ‘a glass of bubbles’ all by my lonesome).

The Manderley Bar Photo: Allan Zepeda

A riff on Shakespeare’s Macbeth embedded in a Hitchcock film noir, Sleep No More is… what is it? A play? An art installation? Funhouse? A choose your own adventure dance-a-thon? A scavenger hunt? A nightmare?

The thing is, because it is a totally immersive, instinct- and curiostity-driven experience, no one’s time at Sleep No More is the same.

Livi Vaughan, Associate Designer for Punch Drunk, explains the concept pretty well in this Cool Hunting Capsule Video: Sleep No More video (and you get to see the taxidermy shop!):

My own experience began with a good half-hour of me tentatively creeping from room to room, ready for a scare, ready for someone to jump out from behind a curtain and force me to do improv.  The eerie, morphing soundscape kept my nerves and senses totally awake until I finally came across a character doing something.

You’re meant to follow the actors from room to room and discover bits and pieces of the story as you go.  I feel like I missed out because I wasn’t quick enough to find a narrative thread to follow.

Was it because I watched Duncan sleeping for an uncomfortable amount of time, thinking maybe he’d get killed soon?  Or that I just kept being in the wrong place for the big moments?  I did finally stumble into the ballroom scene, where the audience and characters all seemed to congregate.

 

A scene from Sleep No More (that I actually saw!) Photo credit: Sara Krulwich/The New York Times

But to be fair, each room is so detailed and interesting in itself, that I was never bored. I was always scared of what I’d stumble on by looking too closely.  I do love weird photos, letters, things in jars, and taxidermied animals eating one another.

So I may have ended up seeing Macbeth being washed of blood and Lady MacBeth’s amazing dance into insanity, and I may or may not have been kissed on the neck by a witch, but I missed stuff.

I was there. Photo by Sara Krulwich / The New York Times

It’s very possible that if at 1:00 am I didn’t feel like I was going to barf and faint and freak out all of a sudden and at the same time, I would have caught a psychedelic orgy, gory baby, a few murders, and a slow-mo banquet.

Who stage-managed this extraordinary feat?

But it was hot, I hadn’t slept in 43 hours, and it was a freakin’ emotional night. So I ran down 6 flights of stairs and got more water at the bar. I wanted more. But instead, I got into a cab, my mind filled with messed up and beautiful images and sensations.

I haven’t stopped thinking about it since.  So I guess I didn’t actually miss out, in the end.

My taxi driver tried to convince me that the Canadian north wouldn’t be so cold if we got millions of people to move there.

And now I’m one of those people greedily plotting with my calendar to see how and when I can go back to Sleep No More. But next time, I’m not taking the night bus.

In October 2007, Ontario, Saskatchewan and Alberta added a public holiday in the middle of February called “Family Day.”

2008 was an election year in Canada and the holiday may or may not have been a shiny distraction from the scandal surrounding Alberta’s Conservative Premier Don Getty. See, his son had been arrested for possession and use of cocaine.  And why do you think this happened? Because Getty didn’t spend enough time with his family.

That’s a bit of history there for you, and a long weekend for me.

So, a couple of months ago well past my bedtime (I mention that because it somewhat explains some of the not-very-thought-through details of the trip), I opened up a bunch of windows on my computer and simultaneously bought tickets to Sleep No More, Richard III, and the bus.

Were 24.5 hours on a bus worth it for 2.5 days in New York City?

SOHO, New York City... Pretty enough to endure the bus?

Well, after 12 and a half hours on a ridiculously uncomfortable bus and absurd wait at the border, I got to what would be a sunny and warm weekend in New York throughout which I would manage not to pass out in the middle of anything.

Wait, no, I did pass out, but only for seconds at a time- turns out Richard III is long and theatres are dark.  But I’m sure following who was dead and who killed them was not actually that important anyway, right?

So, after jumping off the bus on 8th avenue, I went around the block a couple of times looking for the right subway entrance before getting myself to Brooklyn.

Brooklyn

My lovely friends and hosts were out (Megabus was mega-late), so I wandered around a bit to find BAM (Brooklyn Academy of Music) where I would be attending a matinée of Shakespeare’s Richard III (That’s the one about the winter of our discontent and a horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!- that one).

But I was early and desperately needed to find a washroom and some coffee.  Apparently I had stumbled into real America: I could only find fast-food joints and Appelbees, which I stepped into because:

1- it looked like its bathroom would be clean
2-it looked like it would be an ok place to spend an hour to read my book and eat lunch slowly (considering the alternatives)
3-it seemed very American, and I wanted to immerse myself in the culture

After ordering the cheapest thing on the menu (not cheap) and a coffee (quickly!), I slipped off to the washroom to put my contacts in, change my shirt, and splash some water on my face. I felt a little like a sleepy-eyed vagabond.  And by the looks of those two ladies who walked in on me, I looked like one too.

RICHARD III

So that afternoon, I went to BAM to see Richard III.  This is the trailer from that show:

People are raving about this production.  And as you can see from the video, the drums, visual design, and cast are amazing.  Sam Mendes is a personal hero of mine for having founded  The Donmar Warehouse in London and for basically making theatre “cool.”  And it was because he was directing this piece that I bought a ticket.  It didn’t hurt that Kevin Spacey and Gemma Jones were in the cast.

I don’t know if anyone should go see a 3 1/2 hour play after no hours of sleep in a theatre’s whose coffee (which is really just water dressed in brown, as Ani would say) costs $3 a cup.

So I may not have been blown away because I wasn’t in the right state, but I can tell you that it was an impressive production and that Kevin Spacey has a great voice and remarkable presence on stage.  His curtain-call bows, however, are terribly dorky.

I loved loved loved the Harvey Theater at BAM.  It was worth the price of admission to be in a place so full of history and unique aesthetic. (More about the theatre and its design can be found here.)

The interior of the Harvey Theater (image stolen from the Time Out NYC website)

Can you imagine being around as Peter Brook and BAM’s executive director Harvey Lichtenstein snuck into the abandoned theatre through a broken window only to discover a beautiful crumbling space perfect to stage Brook’s crazy-long The Mahabharata?  (9 hours. Seriously.  I love theatre, but 90 minutes is perfect thank you very much.)

They’ve kept the shell of the auditorium and run-down look.  They embraced shabby-chic before it was even trendy.  A theatre ahead of its time in more ways than one.

After the play, I was glad to step into fresh air, meet my friends for an amazing home-cooked meal of lamb and salad and the best potatoes anywhere.  And then we were off to catch Rhododendron‘s intimate jazz performance. It was the kind of music that I don’t necessarily grasp, but that I can feel slowly stretching my mind and that little place inside your ribs that feels music.

Rhododendron at iBeam

This post is starting to get long, so I’ll save what happened next for next time.  Spoiler: I went to see Sleep No More, so that’s what I’ll write about.

I don’t know if you remember, but one of the highlights of 2011 (most likely just for me, though) was a mysterious and mysteriously well-drawn image of a mysterious animal in my coffee cup.

The magical apparition

At the time of the discovery, my coworkers and I did all we could to identify this animal.  What we came up with was that it would be a mixture of a red panda, racoon, and okapi.  But we weren’t quite satisfied.

Enhanced image of the animal in question

And then… on Friday, while we were looking for images of kangaroo rats (I have an awesome job), this image popped up (warning: it is not a kangaroo rat):

Turns out the animal that appeared before me in my coffee mug was none other than the Tasmanian Tiger (wearing a Zorro mask).

Mystery solved!

Except not really.  Because the Tasmanian Tiger is  a very mysterious and amazing animal.

FACTS

  • Its name is thylacine or Thylacinus cyanocephaplus, meaning “wolf-headed pouched-dog”
  • The last confirmed sighting of one in the wild was in 1932.
  • They lived in Australia, New Guinea, and most recently in Tasmania.
  • Its fur was soft.
  • Its temperament was shy and secretive and gave up easily when captured by humans, some dying suddenly of shock.
  • It was a marsupial and both male and female had pouches (the boys to protect their bits, the ladies to hold their babies).
  • The last one in captivity died in 1936. This is Benjamin:

Coincidently, the day I found the picture of the tasmanian tiger and realised that’s what was in my mug, I went onto trailers.apple.com (as I do), and watched the trailer for The Hunter.  The hunter of what?  Of the last tasmanian tiger!

So what does this all mean?

POTENTIAL MEANING OF ALL THIS

1-  I should go to Tasmania now (and mainland Australia. And while I’m there, might as well go to New Zealand and Indonesia and Malaysia and Vietnam and India…)
2-  It’s time I finally pursue a project with Willem Dafoe.
3- Coffee is magical. Never, ever give it up.

I recently went on an all-too-quick visit to a city I used to live in, a city I miss deeply and often.  But since I can’t live in Montreal at the moment (and I quite like Toronto- no lie), I thought I’d indulge in toutes choses montréalaises through movies and songs about Montréal. Perhaps a future, more hoity toity post will list plays and books and poems featuring Montreal.  Maybe.

TOP MOVIES SET IN MONTREAL

Jésus de Montréal  (Jesus of Montreal)
1989, directed by Denys ArcandA beautiful, moving, sometimes damn funny film about theatre, Jesus, and Montreal.

In this clip, they are trying different theatrical styles to play the Passion (because the trailer I found online sucked):

 

The Trotsky
2009, directed by Jacob Tierney
Funny, smart, weird. Best high school movie ever (or since Clueless).

 

C.R.A.Z.Y.
2005, directed by Jean-Marc Vallée
A touching, beautiful, difficult, and magical coming of age film.

 

Maëlstrom
2000, directed by Dennis Villeneuve
This movie is narrated by a fish.


 

The High Cost of Living

2010, directed by Deborah Chow
So, this is a Canadian film starring Zach Braff and Fairmount bagels and my old neighbourhood.  Turns out there’s a trend of movies set in Montreal that revolve around hit-and-run accidents.  Weird.

 

Bon Cop, Bad Cop
2006, directed by Eric Canuel
Fully bilingual, fully hilarious.

 

FAVOURITE SONGS ABOUT MONTREAL

Hawksley Workman Smoke
I chose to show you this version because he is wearing a toque and flip flops.

 

David Usher St Lawrence River
This brings me back, WAY back to high school. I dare you to watch this and not swoon just a little bit.


Stars Your Ex-Lover is Dead
“Captured a taxi despite all the rain
We drove in silence across Pont Champlain”

 

Malajube Montréal à -40° C

 

And this one in case you’re feeling extra nostalgic:
Robert Charlebois Je reviendrai à Montréal (I will come back to Montreal)
dedicated to Willy

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